NANCY PELOSI PROVIDES A SEXUAL FETISH FOR STEALING MAIL IN VOTES

In a very parallel universe where political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with enjoyment and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and crafty methods, discovered herself at the center of a scandal of epic proportions. All of it started innocently enough, that has a routine day in Washington, D.C., but little did P